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Five Things You Can't Do in New Hyde Park

There are plenty of things you can do in the area, but here are some you can't.

1. Drive down Jericho Turnpike without hitting any kind of traffic. Between the lights and the general flow of people and cars, you inevitably hit traffic somewhere. Perhaps the upcoming will change that.

2. Go to school. School's out for summer. And as the , you can't even try to take high school classes this summer.

3. Pay your taxes after July 1 at 4 p.m. Well, technically you could do this, but you would incur penalties, so this is more of a "should not" than a "cannot."

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4. Call New Hyde Park's own Problem Oriented Policing person. The recently lowered the number of ; the precinct currently has just one.

5. Find for less than $3.80. If you can, please let us know.

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If you can think of more things you can't do in New Hyde Park, comment below or send a Tweet @newhydepkpatch with #5thingsyoucantdo.


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